Updates On My Action Packed Life........NOT!!

Oh, my life... Wouldn't want to blink. Might miss something.

Perish the thought!

Well, obviously I haven't updated my very awesome blog since I haven't done much of anything special in the last few days. I have, however, just had my first week at uni, so I thought that was worth a mention.

At this stage I know two things.

1. I am going to love Thursdays and Fridays, and

2. I'm going to have Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

The first two days of the week are my two core units - aka, NO one wants to be there, but Uni dictates that we must. The courses are even more boring than they sound: "Contexts of Modernity" and "Representation and Interpretation." Basically just talking abou technology and society and historical context and blah blah blah...and we've got the same guy for both. He's all right, but seriously - to make something like this interesting requires real talent. REAL talent.

The latter days of the weak are my actual units - that is to say, Language and Writing and Visual Praxis - aka, writing and art. They're going to be awesome, I can see it now! So yeah. My week will forever be 50% perfect...

Maddy's party is tonight! Hopefully she'll enjoy our pressie that we - Haydogs and I - got her, the one that ADAM INTRUDED ON WHEN HE REALISED HE HADN'T GOTTEN HER ANYTHING. Pfft. Silly little twin midget.

Also, I got a new idea for a fanfiction one-shot! Well, it's going to be an unofficial entry into the March Writing Challenge I'm running, but still, it's gotten me all eager and what not. Now I just gotta wait for Aina to get her toosh online so I can pump her for plot help - I mean...chat with her. *blush* But yeah. Basically my What If? is going to be, "What if Paul Slater fell in love with a ghost?"

It'll be way more interesting than it sounds, I promise.

What else is happening in the Wonderful World of Lolly? Hmm. Made some new friends. Shout out to...them. *pretends to remember their names* Well, not really... I remember every one. But... *doesn't want to be presumptuous in thinking they enjoyed the university conversations as well*

Me? Lame? Undoubtedly.

And yay for the Poll getting right into gear! Poor Jacob is still floundering at "4 Votes," rofl. Poor little doggie...

Seriously, though. When trying to decide between a Vamp, a Corpse, a Dog and a Dick, which DO you choose?

I'll put up another post after I've made the prizes for the February Competition...

But lastly, onto the important things in life...

TWILIGHT CASTING...

Am I the only one who doesn't exactly hate this person, Taylor Lautner, for Jacob?


By MystAngel

I mean...I think he serves the purpose well enough, especially for Twilight where he's still kind of young. (And fifteen, if I remember correctly.) Apparently he's possibly going to be our Jacob. He's attached, but his role is unknown at the moment. But yeah, I've seen people go nuts over it, in a bad way. Hahaha, my favourite was Aina.

"I'd take Pattison any day over that."

Which, considering that she doesn't really like Robert that much, made me laugh for ages. Especially her use of the word "that," lol. Made poor Taylor sound inhuman...lol.

But yeah. Everyone loves Steven Strait, and, um, Taylor REALLY looks like him. So I don't know what they're complaining about.

Meh. My ONLY problem with this possible casting is that I'm not sure if he's even slightly Native American, which does present a bit of an issue. But he might be - not knowing any Native Americans, I wouldn't know.

- Lolly.

Splashes of Opinion

Guess who has the sexiest nails in Sextopia?

That's right.

Moi.



They're real, too. *pleased*

Only cost $30. Well, okay, they were originally only supposed to be $16, but they tricked me into getting a buff thingie first. Oh well, I'm not complaining. People with nails as sexy as mine don't complain. Ever.

Except all the time.

No more castings for Twilight have gone up, but I'm sure we're all still waiting for Jacob's casting to come out. I'm checking morning and night, lol. Obsessed? Me? Pfft!

Now to meaninglessly review some things:

Last Episode of House MD I saw: "Frozen." GREAT ep. Season four's been drifting a little, (not to mention the huge gap in between due to the Writer's Strike which is now over, yay,) but I just hadn't warmed up to the new recruits yet. Plus, Kutner's a bit of a douche - and I don't even know the name of the other guy. But this last ep, where (SPOILER) House fell for one of his patient's was adorable. Aww, I really wish that guy would get a girlfriend, even for just a little bit. It's so lovely to see him happy, even for a few short episodes. *sigh* Great show. 9.3/10



Fairest, by Gail Carson Levine, author of Ella Enchanted: A lovely read, but not as magical as Ella. A little too predictable, I guess, with not quite the same charm as its predecessor. But still - reccommended to any fan of Fairytales, since this is (obviously) based off of Snow White. I did have a few problems with the progression of the plot though. Didn't flow as well as it could have. 7.1/10



Definitely Maybe: Aww, such a cute movie! Abigail Breslin really is on par with Dakota Fanning. I love her to bits. This was a surprisingly great movie, and all the bits that the audience was hoping to get wrapped up were tied very nicely at the end, leaving me very satisfied and happy. Great watch. Go see. NOW. 8.4/10



Evil Genius by Catherine Jinks: Confusing, over complicated and with a slightly cliffhanger ending. But overall, another great read, even if I did have to push myself a bit. Definitely check it out, especially if you know what an "atomical number" is. Since I don't. The plot is fast and exciting. 7.5/10



Okay, bye bye now.

Stay classy, San Diego.

- Love Lolly.

P.S. I so desperately want to finish AfterGlow and Fice, so I can start Wish! Oh, muse, where the bloody hell are ya? As they say...and then get smacked by the Brits for being vulgar...

P.P.S: Just found out - missed the job at Hoyts. :( *sigh* Oh wel...I'll keep looking, I guess... *kind of disappointed*

When one door closes...the other one turns out to be locked.

The Twilight Cast - Continued!

I know I started off my last Twilighty post with Oh my freakin' God, but...what other way can I start off this one?

....OH MY F***ING GOD!!

Better?

Was I the only one who shat technicolour just now when I saw the new SUMMIT PICTURES OF THE CULLEN FAMILY?

I will post them up for your Edgasmic pleasure. I'm thoughtful that way.

Diclaimer: Blah blah, these images don't belong to me but are the property of Summit Entertainment, etc...

AND THANK GOD FOR THEM!







All the unblondies went FABULOUSLY BLONDE! I completely take back misgivings about Nikki Reed. She looks great. Not quite as slim as I expected Rosalie to be - now, don't give me that look, you know what I mean, Rosalie's supposed to be this vain princess, swanning in her own gloriousness - but that aside, completely turned around for me. She's gorgeous.

Rosalie: PASS.

Funnily enough, this photo puts me off my rock solid ecstacy for the casting of Alice a little. So far, she doesn't yet have the bubby spark in her eyes that we know and love, but I'm positive that'll come in the actual movie. It's just a still photo, after all. What can we do?

Alice: PASS (as long as she NAILS the role come filming.)

Emmett looks really different from the first picture I saw of him, but I don't mind the utter lack of all things "hair." It suits his character. His build is really good for Emmett, so he gets a big tick.

Emmett: PASS

Carlisle's a bit funny lookin', not to mention a lot older than I thought they would go for him since he's only supposed to be mid twenties. However, I can certainly see why they cast a an older actor for it, seeing as the movie Carlisle IS trying to pass as a mature foster father. And plus, he's not that old lookin'. He looks a bit weird as a blondie, but is adequately hot to make up for my giggles. Therefore:

Carlisle: PASS

Jasper also lost a little charm when he went blonde, unlike Rosalie who BLONDE REALLY WORKS FOR - but enough of her. However, I think his hair's just a little bit fuzzy here which is putting me off. Other than that, I'm compeltely happy with him as Jasper, just as I was when I saw him as a brunette.

Jasper: PASS

I've always been a Cedward fan, lol. I mean, when I first saw the photo, there was a moment of, "...What?" before the "Oh yeah, him!" came. I hadn't had my heart set on anyone before that which made the acceptance much easier *snorts unattractively in the general direction of the Gaspard/Henry fans* I think they're all still in mourning.

And yeah, my confidence in the boy was only magnified when I heard he really WOWED the casting directors, and that he and Kristen have great chemistry, which will be interesting to see in the movie. Plus, Stephenie's right: he already looks like a vampire. He's going to be fantastic, so he's definitely acceptable.

So, wait for it...?

Edward: PASS

Now, the final one, I'm just not happy with. Yes. Okay. She has the "mom" look. But I don't care - I DON'T LIKE HER FACE! Maybe I have to be a Grey's fan to have accepted her, but it just looks all squished in the middle! So, this is a strange way of saying it, but while I can see her as Esme, sort of, I just don't like the look of the actress herself. *shrug*

Esme: FAIL.

I'm just disappointed there were no vampy, sinister lookin' Kristen/Edward shots! Where'd THEY go?! :( Perfect opportunity...*sigh* I'm deeply offended at this lack of viewing pleasure.

And bloody hell! Cast JACOB ALREADY!!!

I'm done.

Wait - not yet...one more thing to say, in case you were still in denial, or were just going with the flow:

THERE'S A TWILIGHT MOVIE COMING OUT!!! *SCREAM* Seriously! Take a moment to just....love life, won't you?

...*MORE SCREAMING*

Okay, really done now. Bye, ya'll.

Stay classy, San Diego.

- Lolly, DEEPLY impressed.

P.S. Hahaha, at least Paul's not LAST on the poll. That would be disturbing. He's, um, third. And everyone knows that third still gets a medal. Even if it is bronze - which is a MUCH better colour than gold, I think.

*trying to comfort the weeping PFC*

The Twilight Cast!

Oh my freakin' God.

Am I the only who is ECSTATIC about there finally being a CAST of some description up?! If ya'll are as obsessed with the Twilight series as I am, (although, I do admittedly love Mediator more, but Twilight's the current passion. Just haven't gotten into the fanfiction side of it yet, lol,) then you'll be hanging on every single word whispered from the powerful lips of the casting directors.

Let me just say: Alice Cullen has been perfectly cast.

I knew we weren't going to get some ridiculously great casting like Rachel Leigh Cook who is, (FACE IT PEOPLE!) way too old.

But this girl, Ashley Greene, is sensational! She's stunning. :)

The current cast is as follows:

Actor	Role
Kristen Stewart	Isabella Swan
Robert Pattinson	Edward Cullen
Peter Facinelli	Carlisle Cullen
Elizabeth Reaser	Esme Cullen
Ashley Greene	Alice Cullen
Jackson Rathbone	Jasper Hale
Nikki Reed	Rosalie Hale
Michael Welch	Mike Newton
Justin Chon	Eric Yorkie
Anna Kendrick	Jessica Stanley
Cam Gigandet	James
Rachelle Lefèvre	Victoria
Kellan Lutz	Emmett Cullen

Nikki Reed for Rosalie is of course, horrible. She only got the part because she's buds with the director (who both worked on Thirteen together.) She looks NOTHING like Rosalie, who is supposed to be this heavenly vision of blondness. For a start, Nikki is brunette. Secondly, Nikki is WAY too tough. Thirdly, Nikki's BRUNETTE.

Yes, I know. Hairdye. But still! Why go to that effort when there are plenty of much better, much BLONDER options already out there who don't need to resort to a bleaching to fit the part?

Oh well.

Aside from looking a little too friendly, Victoria's pretty good. And so is James, ignoring the disgusting fact that he was *gasp* in the O.C. Which is, you know, almost unforgivable. I will decide whether to kill him after the movie comes out.

Eric and Jess are brilliantly cast, and Mike isn't quite as puppy looking as I expected, but he'll do - I'm not really bothered either way. I'm just stoked with Alice. As long as she gets the hair right, I'm happy. Esme's face looks a bit weird, but hopefully that'll sort itself out on screen. Her features are all scrunched in the middle...Carlisle and Jasper both also need some MAJOR peroxide! WHY ARE THEY NOT BLONDE?

Why am I so obsessed with hair today?

*sigh*

Eh. Basically, Rosalie aside, I'm extremely happy with casting and have VERY high hopes for this eagerly awaited movie.

Stay classy, San Diego.

- Lolly.

P.S. For the few to no people who read this and also like Twilight, what are your thoughts on the current casting? I'm keenly awaiting Jacob Black's casting, e tu?

When One Door Closes...

It's so true. I'm not sure which one to believe more: that "when one door closes, another one opens," proverb, or the unyielding power of touching wood.

Because seriously.

My stint at Pizza Hut Bitchdom is now over. Not only did the lazy superior get fired the other day, but yesterday, mum calls me out of my room saying she just got a phonecall, and informed me I'm now apart of the unemployed.

I was like, "WHAT???" thinking I got fired or something. But apparently, the whole Pizza Hut shop got closed down! I'm going to hazard a guess at...I dunno...food quality? Or something along those lines.

And I was like, "Damn. Golly. Hope Hoyts calls soon." And I touched wood, just so it wouldn't backfire and they'd never call --

AND THEY CALLED LIKE, FIVE MINUTES LATER.

I just screamed after I hung up the phone, having landed an interview at 4.15pm on Monday. I mean, WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Come out of a job, and then suddenly, COME INTO (the possiblity of) ONE!

I'm feeling pretty jolly.

Now I just gotta look hot at my interview. Because they won't hire me unless I'm hot. Maybe I should show a little leg. Or a lot. Or I should probably just play it safe and go naked.

Or a not.

My "Wish" jam session with Jeastie was brief, but helpful. For those of you who don't know (and don't actually care,) "Wish" is just part of the title for my new novel that I'm going to fall headfirst into soon. It's still in the early planning stages, and that's where Jeast is helping me out. Her and Aina. They're pretty rockin' at that kinda thing. Steph's great too, but we're still pretty busy with Fire and Ice.

But yeah. Jeast and I figured out a previously implausible part of the plot for "Wish," so I'm very pleased about that. :D We're already at the stage where we're casting characters, and photoshopping people in order to get them to look right. Wanna see some?

No?

Too bad.

*screws around on MS Paint and Imageshack again, much to your chagrin...*

...And yes, I KNOW that most of these people are very well known actors. But I'm just mucking around, so go away and leave me to my fun! ...And there may or may not be, um, two Charmed ones in my mental cast...lol.



CAST LIST:

If you're wildly curious, Allie (Alyssia) is portrayed by Rachael Hurd-Wood, (as is Ophelia...they're meant to look alike.)
Kate: Blake Lively.
Luc: Gaspard Ulliel
Eve: Shannen Doherty
Iris: Elle Fanning
Persephone: Rose McGowan, and
Xaphan: Paul Bettany.

I particularly love my photoshop work on the last guy (who's the evil, mysoginistic character.) I always seem to have a woman-hating dude in my stories, don't I...hah.

Anyway. Laters, ya'll. Wish my luck for my interview at Hoyts Cinemas.

Stay classy, San Diego.

- Lolly.

"Oh, you're on the train...do you have a Yellow Pages on ya?"

The above title, my good fellows, is officially one of the silliest questions I've ever heard.

The question in question was asked to Tom while we were training it up to the Edith Cowan Mt. Lawley campus yesterday, by Gilly. And we thought it was very, very funny.

But onward!

Yesterday went pretty smoothly, if you don't count that getting out the Perth train station at the wrong side, ending up on the wrong street, trusting Tom when he says "I KNOW WHERE THE BUS STATION IS!" and walking all the way as he drags us to the Eslpanade station, (the stop before where we got off,) and then having to take a train BACK to Wellington Street...

My feet are still screaming four-letter-words at me.

It was a stinking hot day. Ever literally had sweat pouring down your God-forsaken face? Probably all of you, so this account isn't exactly special. But still - then you'd know, it's HORRIBLE.

My timetable for semester one is SORTED! I'm very pleased with this new development.

I did meet Tom's awesome little friend though, Shelley (who works at Maccy Dee's with him.) She's gorgeous! I love her to bits. Oh yeah. Gotta get her email off Tommydoodles.

*bugs Tom*

Back.

Anyway. When we got to the Student Welcome Centre, Shelley's password was malfunctioning, so this guy I'll call "Porpington" was trying to help her sort out the dilemma on the computadore. Only, Porpington had a very bad cold, and was coughing in every possible direction known to animal, vegetable and mineral. I'm not talking the little, "Hem! Oh deary me, I apologise!" coughs. Hell no. I'm talking the throat rattling, phelgm sucking, deep-rooted, internal organs infested with gunk and grime type of coughs. And you know...it was a lucky day when he covered his mouth as he coughed all over darling Shelley. She just kind of sat there helplessly, looking at me and trying not to laugh/cry/vomit. Then I was all, "Well, ANYWAY folks, her password is OBVIOUSLY not gonna work. Shelley? Lets go get some lunch. GoodBYE Porping-- I mean, sir."

And we made a speedy escape in fits of "Oh...my...GOD...." and "Ewwwwwww!!"s.

It really was one of the most icky but hilarious displays I've ever witnessed.

And I won't be surprised if Shelley gets AIDS by tomorrow.

...*touch wood*

In other news, I know all of you wanted to hear how my amazing Valentines Day date went and if I got lucky that night.

The answers are as follows:

Great.

And yes.


By MystAngel

Although, I didn't get lucky with Sam. Instead, I got something a whoooole lot better... *gargle*

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice-cream...

Seriously. This stuff is the answer to ANY emptiness in your existence. The sun will shine, the birds will sing, your tummy will be slightly larger...and everything will be right in the world.

As for Sam, she was cool too. We both went to Paparazzi (an I-tal restaurant) and were the ONLY girl-on-girl couple there, lol. There were busty gals with their mini red dresses and killer heels with much shorter, adoring boyfriends, and there were actual Italian people playing accordians and violins! It was very cool. Then this pretty Italian girl came up to me (since I'm obviously the man in our relationship,) and asked me if I'd like a rose for my "friend."

And I was all, "...Are they free?"

And she gave me this scandalised look, and walked out.

Which TOTALLY took me and Sam out of the effing mood. So yeah, no kinky fun was had thanks to tight-ass Rose-Lady.

The conversation revolved around Sam's new Photography course, which I am in full support of. Seriously. I'm so supportive she calls me "Bra" now. And yeah, I also told her about my recent exciting points in my life such as writing "Paulnocchio," which I think took away ANY mental innocence I had once clung to. Great catching up, all in all.

We went and got Baskin Robbins icecream (see admiration speech above) and then went home to watch some good ol' David Strassman. God, he's some funny shit. I love me some ventriloquist in the early ours of the morning...

*waggles eyebrows*

All in all, a successful Valentines Day.

Now if only my feet would start working again. *whiiiine*

Stay in pain, San Diego.

- Lolly.

P.S. FOR EMILY'S BENEFIT (since she's very confused) LOLLY IS NOT GAY.

Complaints and Grievances

Okay.

So work is starting to get irritating. Pizza Hut Bitchdom, I mean to say. I have a superior who doesn't do anything except sit out the back with friends! And when I can't do something(since I'm still new) and dare to impose on this party, the help is half-assed.

Example: When we were selling pork ribs and they were all frozen, I said, "Um, Nameless-Boss? How do I separate these? Because we need to cook them like, now."

"Okay. I'll take care of it."

After a fifteen minute stint in the oven, they came out...still clumped together.

I was like, "Um, they're still kind of frozen together. How do I get them apart?"

And she was all, "Just give it to them like that."

"...Um. NO."

So I went and pried the hot/cold ribs apart God knows how, and recooked them. The people had been waiting for about 20mins by that point, so I gave them a free drink.

But yeah! It's not exactly very professionally run now, is it?! SHE WANTED TO INFLICT SALMONELLA UPON THE UNSUSPECTING CUSTOMERS! Or you know, who prolly would have suspected something when their pork was still CLUMPED UP AND FROZEN IN THE CENTRE!

Sorry. Unprofessionalism really gets up my ass.

...In the most unliteral way possible.

In other news, OMG! Katie cut her hair! All her hair's GONE! Well. Not all. But a lot. I'll pic it...

*screws around on imageshack for ten minutes...*


By MystAngel

SEE? ITS ALL GONE!!

*freaks out, bubblewrap-style*

I still like it though. And it'll give her a lot less headaches.

Now, on the topic of Valentines day... I decided that being chronically single should not stop me from having a romantic evening with a significant other. So, I invited Sam out on a lovely romantic dinner with me!

Yes. Sam is a girl.

...And yes, the food will be half-priced due to my butt load of coupons...but I don't think that'll lessen the experience any, right?

Of course, it'll be really annoying if she happens to be working or something. In which case I'll find SOMEONE to come on a date with me. (I'm easily pleased.) Oh, Patrick...if only you weren't whoring out in Sydney. We could have had a blasty-blast.

And for anyone who was biting their nails about Winchester's dognapping, the puppy is safe again in Hades' house (which, upon reconsidering, isn't the safest place to be with the 389547157 guinea pigs and the occasional Huntsmen spiders...) The dognapper, after trying so hard to steal the dog, dumped it only a few streets away which is kind of stupid, but scary at the same time. Ugh. Rotten drunks.

I still have no idea what's happening with Uni, when I start, what classes I'm doing... *screams* HELP, SOMEBODY???

*sigh*

Isn't there anyone else going to ECU? Anyone who has the slightest notion on how to apply for classes and all that jazz? Because I totally don't and its PISSING ME OFFFFFF.

Gah.

Stay annoying, San Diego.

- Lolly.

P.S. George Carlin is some funny shit. "Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

NO. NO THEY DO NOT.

:D

P.P.S: HOW COME JESSE IS WINNING THE POLL? Come ON, Paulie/Jacob fans! Let the underdog ride above it all!!!

Breaking News: Dognapped!

Is there such a word? Well, there NEEDS to be!

Haydogs just got her dog stolen! Winchester! Seriously. This drunk guy came to her door, abusing her brother and sisters (verbally, guys, this is a PG 13 rated blog...) and was all, "What the hell are you doing with my dog?"

And they were all, "Um...actually, this dog's ours. We got it from up North."

And he said, "No! This dog is four years old! I lost it months ago!"

...Forgetting that he probably should have taken better care of it, but pfft.

The mini-Hades said, "He's, um, only six months old."

The guy wouldn't accept this, so he made the mum come with him to his old dog's groomer (with the dog, I think,) so the groomer could verify it was his!

When she got back, Mrs. Hades's Mum was all, "Well, we'll wait until tomorrow morning, when I'll take it to the vet to get a proof of its age. If it's six months, its ours. If it's over four years, it's yours."

The guy was all, "Fuck that."

AND HE JUST TOOK WINCHESTER!

So the police have now been called, and Hades has left our sleepover (which was going great...hahaha. Seriously, though. Do NOT watch a Sarah Michelle Gellar movie called "The Return." It blows even more than your mum) to go and abuse the guy.

...Possibly physically. It'd be funny to watch her screaming at him though - she's got a cold, and she goes really squeaky and high when she speaks loudly. Oh, if only I could go there with my popcorn...

But I really shouldn't be finding this entertaining...

....BUT ITS JUST SUCH A SCANDAL! DOGNAPPED, PEOPLE!! Poor Winchester...he must be so scared.

And now Hades is going to miss Supernatural.

*pout*

Oh, me and my priorities...

Stay classy, San Diego.

- Lolls.

If Ben's doing it, then it's cool.

I'm such a sheep, lol.

Just read Ben's blog and of course, since I have nothing better to do with my life, (such as finish the portrait I'm getting paid $100 for...or clean my room (a strict condition of Haydogs sleeping over,) or, you know...sleep...no, instead, I'm making a blog which I'll prolly end up censoring anyway, bahaha. Since I like people reading my crap, and will therefore post the link at every available opportunity, (prolly get a custom liscence plate with it on there, or finish every sentence with it - the way people finish with "In My Pants." Or is that just me?) and will THEREFORE (great word...) not be honest.

But seriously. Whoever bears their god forsaken soul on the internet is a complete douchebag. Someone is GOING TO FIND IT.

So yeah. Thanks a lot Ben, for committing me to another egotistical blogging session. But -- how could I not...? It was either that, or clean my room. Seriously.

Anyone interested in the daily happenings of Lolly?

No?

Fine. Screw you. You're finding out anyway.

I journeyed up to ECU today for "Orientation" -- the beginnings of university, not sexuality -- and used Public Transport (hahah, I typo'd with "pubic transport...prolly should have left it...oh well, no going back now!) for the very first time on my own today. I was supposed to go with Tom, but he got sick...which I found out while on the train, waiting...haha. Just kidding. You're cool Tom. In your own "special" way.

Anyway. (And btw, apologies to Ben if you're reading this - I just inflicted the EXACT same rant upon you, haha...) As I discovered, (screw you, hindsight!) the best route to the campus was Warnbro - Perth by train, then Perth - Mt. Lawley ECU by bus.

Did Lolly do this?

...Take ten guesses, genius.

So there's me getting off (hahahahah, "getting off"...no but really) at Perth and taking the Midland train which passes Mt. Lawley. I missed the stop, and continued to another M-place, since I'd been expecting the annoyingly calm "NEXT STOP....MT. LAWLEY" voice to come blasting at me from overhead. And the guy I was sitting next to - who I'd told I was going to ECU - was all, "Um...yeah...that was your stop."

AFTER we'd departed.

So I got back on the train to Perth, freaking out since it was 9.30 and I was supposed to be there at 9...and got off the trail, crawled to a quiet corner and started hyperventilating and bawling. And this old lady walked RIGHT PAST ME AND GLARED AT ME! Stupid ancient bitch-monster. I WISH AIDS UPON HER!

Finally, I went to the info centre and was all, very sophisticatedly (and even seductively,) "Can you tell me how to get to ECU...honey-buns?"

Well, I WOULD have said that, but unfortunately all that came out was another breathy yelp before I started crying again.

Seriously. Those darn allergies... to pube-lick transport.

He was a big guy, too. The info guy I mean. He instantly went from hard butch "move it along, mister, I haven't got all daaaay..." to "OMG! TISSUE!" Which, you know, is the power of tears.

So I finally got on the right bus, and got all my stuff sorted out.

The BEST part of the day though, was my uuuuber sexy Uni ID photo. I look like a hot bitch. No one would suspect that Hot Bitch had burst into tears no less than 3 times that day. My eye makeup (impeccably applied that morning,) had remained perfect. So, yeah. Not exactly pissed at that part. Kind of makes up for everything, since I gotta keep it till 2011, haha.

For your viewing pleasure:


By MystAngel

So that's my day. And my first blog.

Go check out Ben's, lol. He actually rants about stuff other than his incompetency. Its funny. I just love angry blogs. Good oh!

That's Lolly, signing off now.

Stay classy, San Diego.

- Lolls, going for a NAP.