Is there such a word? Well, there NEEDS to be!
Haydogs just got her dog stolen! Winchester! Seriously. This drunk guy came to her door, abusing her brother and sisters (verbally, guys, this is a PG 13 rated blog...) and was all, "What the hell are you doing with my dog?"
And they were all, "Um...actually, this dog's ours. We got it from up North."
And he said, "No! This dog is four years old! I lost it months ago!"
...Forgetting that he probably should have taken better care of it, but pfft.
The mini-Hades said, "He's, um, only six months old."
The guy wouldn't accept this, so he made the mum come with him to his old dog's groomer (with the dog, I think,) so the groomer could verify it was his!
When she got back, Mrs. Hades's Mum was all, "Well, we'll wait until tomorrow morning, when I'll take it to the vet to get a proof of its age. If it's six months, its ours. If it's over four years, it's yours."
The guy was all, "Fuck that."
AND HE JUST TOOK WINCHESTER!
So the police have now been called, and Hades has left our sleepover (which was going great...hahaha. Seriously, though. Do NOT watch a Sarah Michelle Gellar movie called "The Return." It blows even more than your mum) to go and abuse the guy.
...Possibly physically. It'd be funny to watch her screaming at him though - she's got a cold, and she goes really squeaky and high when she speaks loudly. Oh, if only I could go there with my popcorn...
But I really shouldn't be finding this entertaining...
....BUT ITS JUST SUCH A SCANDAL! DOGNAPPED, PEOPLE!! Poor Winchester...he must be so scared.
And now Hades is going to miss Supernatural.
*pout*
Oh, me and my priorities...
Stay classy, San Diego.
- Lolls.
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